With women, and all their man bashing, we thought it was time to compile a list to help us remember why...

• Something swings, but it's not your mood - submitted by Rocky 12/13/03
• Nobody calls you a slut for sleeping around - submitted by Jason Anderson 11/3/03
• Leg hair is a requirement - submitted by Big Al 10/10/03
• The great outdoors is your urinal - submitted by Bill Pittman 5/15/03
• Your arse is never factored in a job interview
• You never stop a friend from getting laid
• Hot wax never comes near your private area
• Wedding plans take care of themselves
• Chocolate is just another snack
• Orgasms are real -- always
• One last name -- period
• You can wear white t-shirts to the water park
• Mechanics tell you the truth
• You don't care if anyone notices your new haircut
• If you retain water, it's in a canteen
• You can open all your own jars
• Wrinkles and grey only add character
• Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100 'nuff said
• Nobody stares at your chest in conversation
• One mood -- all the damn time
• Telephone conversations are 30 seconds -- or less
• A five-day vacation requires one suitcase
• You get credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
• Forgetting to invite you to something is okay
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
• If another guy shows up in the same clothing, you may become pals
• You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on bolt
• You almost never have strap problems in public
• The same hairstyle lasts for years -- maybe life
• You don't have to shave below your neck
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons
• You can do your nails with a pocketknife or your teeth
• A mustache is a freedom of choice
• Farting is considered an art form
• The world is your urinal -- stand tall!
• Periods are only discussed in grammatical context

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