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Introduction - Just Read it Man!
 Okay, let's get a few things
straight. You followed the hyperlink here because you were interested in
cooking, right? Or, maybe you really hate cooking, but every now and then
you find yourself in a circumstance that requires that you cook something.
Okay, so the truth is that you met this incredible babe, you invited her to
your pad for dinner, and now you don't know what the hell you are going to
do to pull this off.
 Well,
whatever category you find yourself in, you've come to the right place! You see,
Dave has found himself in all of the
circumstances
listed above. And further, I never appeared on the daily morning show in a
little chef outfit. The truth is, I like to
let the little chef boys do their job - cook, and I like to make them happy -
eat their food! However, there comes a time when you just have to do it
yourself.
How to
Barbeque a
Steak
Make
Killer Garlic Bread
Quick
Baked
Potatoes
Easy
Finger Nachos
Fried Potatoes
/ Ham & Cheese Omelet
(for breakfast or dinner)
Canned Spam
in honour of Hoser.44
(it's an inside story)
Trust
me, if I can figure this out, then you can too - with a little help from
your good 'ol pal Dave. Above are links to some basics. Follow them and you'll
be
alright. And, if find yourself in trouble, call mom. If she's not home,
contact Dave.
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Dave's Handy Online
Beer
Stuff Store & Mall |
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Steak - You can buy the best
online! |
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Barbeques and
Stuff -
Just get one and get it
over with already. |
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Men's Magazines -
If got her over
to your pad, you're doing fine. But these fine publications can make the
difference between a nice time and a really nice time. Get it? |
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Kegerators
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It's much easier
to get the girl of your dreams to accept these ultra cool devices if you
have them before she moves in! |
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